Dear Santa Clause, This year I will be leaving oatmeal raisin cookies for you because they are delicious and you are fat. I'm not sorry to be so blunt. All I want for Christmas is your health and an Xbox one. love your most behaved fan.
Dear SAnta All im asking you for this christmas is to give me a new brain that way I can stop asking stupid questions to everybody.I promise I'll be good next year. With love Myself.
