Given the following request to an Al chatbot, which response is better?

Prompt

Write a love poem about someone longing for a sandwich. Make it a sonnet, and give it a tone that straddles a serious love

poem and whimsy appropriate for a poem about a sandwich.

Response

Response A

Response B

In famished depths, I pine upon my bed,

Sweet thoughts of thy most holy meat and bread

Drift through my mind like a beauty newlywed,

So near yet so far be my true desire

The fridge stands there, nary ten feet away,

Yet here I sprawl in lazy disarray,

Too tired to move, I fall into dismay

My lust a tempest to my course most dire.

O mustard bright! O pickles, crisp and tart!

Thy sumptuous flesh a wonder of art!

Thick cheddar slices beg my lips to part,

Of thy essence never shall I tire

Oh, sandwich, where art thou, my bread?

I love you, your ham, your cheese.

My stomach rumbles and my tummy grumbles.

I can't wait for you to fill my belly!

The lettuce is crisp and crunchy.

The tomatoes are red and sweet.

The mustard is spicy!

The bread is soft and yummy.

Between two slices, I found paradise.

It's like an orgasm for my soul, and I cry at the sweetness.

It's a simple and deeply profound pleasure.

It abates my hunger and gives my muscles fuel.