Hello... That weird vibrating noise you hear at 3 am I'm a Refrigerator.
I... Refrigerate things... y'know keep your food nice and cold so it doesn't good bad... all day... I just sit in the kitchen... doing nothing... while you people open me up and put random things inside me... never stopped to think how a kitchen appliance feels.. you humans let me sit there all day and night.. and when I break down all you do is buy a new one. That weird vibrating noise you hear at 3 am All you people do is put magnets on my face and your kid's drawings on me. And sometimes even some dirt or grime or whatever... That weird vibrating noise you hear at 3 am
Anyway... Uh- Wait, I think you forgot to upload a picture. Please do so, so this Refrigerator can assist you. I will wait forever since I can't move.